Bitcoin Jam

"Class, we're discussing the 'Bitcoin liquidity' crisis - who will open the discussion with an explanation?"
Sally 'raisin-head' Jumebaugh: "The conversion out of Bitcoins by way of Liberty Reserve was stopped which affected up to $6 billion of illicit funds' liquidity."
Bobby 'schitts-kaboodle' Hamstopper: "When the U.S. gov...., that dramatically reduced Bitcoin holders' ability to convert their bitcoins to real, not imaginary, currency. Even if bitcoin holders WANT to sell, there's no easy way to do so right now, so without massive selling that people WANT to do, the price of a bitcoin seems irrationally stable, but when people figure out a way to dump that shit, LOOK OUT BELOW to the value of a bitcoin!"

Dude, if you read past the Torah, starting in Matthew -- do you recall reading/hearing about
- Jesus interrupting his sojourn of fishes, wine, 'Go and sin no more', etc stuff for:
- that new front door casement for Mother Mary's house?
- a new set of bookshelves for his next door neighbor?
- a set of 4 new wooden wheels for the wagon?
- a subcontracting job, pro bono, at his Temple, to rebuild some termite-damaged foundation bits?
Point is, you have been reading too many stories about Bitcoin, Jam-Master-Jay, and psychofiction

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-...in
- Freicoin
- Solidcoin
- BBQcoin
- Fairbrix
- Geistgeld
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- Feathercoin
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Act out now