Bitcoin ads

The claim "bitcoin is just new, that's the only reason all the theft, hacking, drug sales, money laundering, arrests, site take-downs is happening. Only because it's new, nothing more -- bitcoin will survive."
That's like saying "in the first years of the auto there were hundreds of auto companies and most failed, but the auto lives on."
WE *NEEDED* AUTOS. Autos were a perfect replacement for horses.
We don't need Bitcoin.
We *need* the Internet. The Internet is a perfect substitute for mail, faxing, watching movies, classified ads, accessing music, etc

I bought HUGE dental floss--
SWEAR IT'S GONNA GO UP.
"Cameron, how will you use your dental floss?"
'I don't use it, I buy it and watch the price go up and if I get a buzz, then with my internal mental processes, my underlying belief about my dentalfloss, running steady as a steamboat -- I feel like a steamboat.'
"Cameron -- no one is going to let you use "Cameron Dentalfloss's Dentalfloss" as money -- and you *know* that -- how does it make you feel?"
'That's my internalized, knock-down suck-ass planning I referred to above...'